The people
I care about are what brought me here –- to this place -– Rose Hall, the
dormitory-come-fortress I called home for four years. The place where the impurities of my
character were burned away in the fires of emotional strife brought on by hard
work and failed relationships. The place
where I met, lived with, a learned about life from Stephanie, Caitlin, and
Kristine. The lessons taught to me by these three have shaped me into what I am
now, and I wish to repay their kind actions, which is what brought me
here. My friend Kristine was turning
twenty-one, and I wanted to surprise her.
I was
hesitant at first to enter, because I am what people refer to as “creepy,” due
to my odd appearance, the combination of black trenchcoats, silly yellow
fishing hats, glasses and goatee. But
that never stopped me in the past, and I walk straight into the building and
onto the girl’s floor. Building security
was just as lax as it was when I was a staff member here. It’s nice to see that some things never
change.
It had been
a while since I had seen her, and I don’t know how she would react to seeing
me. What if she isn’t pleased to see me?
What if she’s not home? Why the hell
didn’t I think of this stuff earlier, so that I could create a contingency
plan? But you can’t plan for everything, I drove too far to turn back now. I knock, and lower my head. All I can do to curb my anxiety in these
situations is to try my best not to think of anything.
Aww hell,
worst even if everything falls apart I can always go visit Caitlin.
Kris opens her door, and she was
just as I remembered her, as though I never moved away -– slender, shy,
bespectacled, and bright. Her long, dark
hair bunched into a ponytail and hidden beneath her bandana. She wore a baggy purple tie-dyed shirt with
tight blue jeans, balancing yin with yang by making her look both wholesome and
sultry. She looks at me wide-eyed with
joy and confusion.
“Hat
Guy!” We hug, not knowing what else to
do in this situation.
“Happy
Birthday Kris.”
“Thank
you. Up visiting your family?” she asks.
“No,
visiting you.” I tell her.
“What?” she asks with a perplexed pseudo-anger.
“I drove
all day to come here to see you.”
I put her
in an awkward position again. Kris never
really held any affection for me, but she was still glad to see me because of
our friendship. I sit down on her bed,
and she does too, about an arm’s length away, where she hangs her head.
“No one’s
ever done anything like this for me,” she meekly informs.
“I know,
that kind of why I did it.” I tell her,
lowering my head in meekness as well. “I
figured you deserved it, you’ve really helped me grow as a person. I remember you toiling for hours on your art
projects, and I thought maybe you’d need a break.”
“What did
you have in mind?” s he asks, with a hint of fear and uncertainty.
“The bar,” I tell her with a
half-smile.
Kris just cocks her head and puts
her index finger to her mouth. Appalled,
yet intrigued. Trapped in a campus where
stomach pumps are as common as fire extinguishers, she had never gone drinking
before, for she was probably the most timid and virtuous young woman I had ever
met.
“A little
vice is nice,” I tell her with an evil grin. “Besides, it’s something out of
the ordinary, something different.”
After a moment of hesitation and inquiry, Kristine put on her coat and
we began to traverse the well-beaten path leading to the Edinboro Hotel Bar.
The Edinboro Hotel Bar was place
that my mom told me to stay away from as a kid.
It was a popular bar in this small college town, and it showed. It was a place almost as trashy as its
regular clientele, sorostitutes, self-proclaimed pimps (none of which are
involved in the pimping industry), and other forms of human garbage. It was dark as a cave, as to distract you
from the unplaned wood furnishings and the eighth-of-an-inch layer of viscous
sludge that coated the floor, along with other forms of miscellaneous grime
covering everything else.
We do not
speak of the restrooms.
It was a Monday night and the place
was near-empty, much like it was on Stephanie’s twenty-first birthday, which
seemed a lifetime ago.
“What do you want?” I ask.
“I don’t know, this is new to
me...” tells Kristine while shrugging
her shoulders.
“I’ll get you something that tastes
good.”
“Alright.”
I walk up
to the nonchalant, red-shirted barman.
“What’ll it be?” he asks.
“I need a strawberry daiquiri and
a...” I look back at Kris. Hmm, what’d be a good first drink? Didn’t put
too much thought into this. “Eh, make it
two,” I tell the barman. Once he pours
them I walk over to the booth that Kris made her at home in.
“Ooh, what are those?”
“Strawberry daiquiris, they’re like
smoothies, but hotter,” I tell her as I situate myself in our booth.
“Mmm, its good.” She tells me as she begins to slurp down her
drink.
“Whoa! Slow down chief! We don’t know how much you can handle!” I jokingly tell her. I turn my head to crack my neck, when I see
what at first appeared to be a trashcan gliding around the streets. I realized its true nature when it smashed
the street-side picture window with his worthless, toilet plunger arm. It spoke to us, in a shrill, mechanical monotone:
“Sub-mit to the Da-leks or be... ex-term-min-ate-ed!” For a moment I gaze into his lone eye-stick,
stunned at what I have just seen. The
Daleks. Few words have inspired so much
fear to so many. The bartender told him
that he’d have to pay for the window, but the Dalek shrieks on.
“Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!”
I snapped my head over to
Kristine. “Get down!” I shouted, before grabbing her head and
pushing her under the table.
“Ex-ter-min-ate!
Ex-ter-min-ate!” shrieked
the Dalek as he laid down blue laser from his gun-arm. The bartender screamed as loud as he could
while wildly waving his arms over his head.
My field of vision swapped between real and photonegative many times
before the bartender lunges to the ground, dead, while the Dalek gracefully
rolled away.
The Dalek rolls into the bar, and
looks around for any signs of life as his kinsmen roll down the streets,
killing all they encounter. We were
trapped, and this tapped into my greatest fear –- powerlessness. Kris dared not make a sound. I watch her eyes water as we lay on the
floor, curled in balls. We knew that if
we stayed there any longer, we wouldn’t make it, and that we were to try
something, we’d just get myself killed. The Dalek is literally by design, a
murdering machine. He existed to kill,
and served no other purpose.
Kris and I weren’t going to make
it. No one in Edinboro feared random
invasion since in my fifth and final year at Edinboro, when we finally
vanquished the Demon Mafia, and re-imprisoned Cthulhu. No one was ready. I was ill-equipped and rusty, having spent
the last year working hard pursuing my advanced degree. We were going to die, right here, on this
scummy barroom floor. But even though we wouldn’t make it, maybe I could stop
this creature from killing others. I
grin a sly grin as I wipe Kris’ tear away.
I crawl my way to the edge of the
table, a where take off my trademark hat and run my fingers through my thinning
hair. There I squat at the end of the table, holding my hat, waiting for an
opportunity. Eventually one presented itself,
and with a snap of the wrist, my hat flew in a gradual arc across the barroom,
and right onto the Dalek’s eye-stick.
The blinded Dalek spun itself in circles and wailed.
“Mal-funct-ion! Mal-funct-ion! Op-ti-cal sen-sor off-line! Mal-funct-ion!”
Now! When he was distracted! I
bolted across the room over to the bar, and in one graceful motion, I jumped
up, set my hand on the bar and kicked my legs over, my black trenchcoat flowing
all the while. I land on my feet and
immediately squat down, looking for something to use as a weapon. There, on the bottom shelf, was a sawed-off
shotgun. The mainstay of the action
movie arsenal; proven time and time again to have what it takes to kill aliens,
demons, and robots –- with style no less.
“Not very creative, but that’s ok,”
I say to myself.
The blinded Dalek bumbles his way
through the bar, banging into tables and what not, shrieking about his
malfunctioning optical sensors all the while.
I arise from behind the bar, holding the shotgun across my chest, sneering
as I pump a shell into the chamber.
“Re-tal-i-ate,” I say to the Dalek
in a mocking monotone.
I fire off a round from the hip,
and the Dalek continued to spin itself around.
It was not dead, though I managed to make a half-dollar sized hole in
its metal shell, next to its gun-arm. I must’ve pissed it off, too. It spun randomly shooting lasers all the
while. I duck behind the bar and look
for a new weapon. Sure it’s easy to improvise a weapon, but not an anti-tank
weapon! I rummaged for a few seconds
before I found a little toolbox. It was
a junky little thing filled with well-worn, random tools –- these things are
common to places like this. I filled my
pockets because I hadn’t a clue where my adventures would take me. I paid particular attention to the claw
hammer, which caught my eye.
I crawled along the floor over to
the Dalek. The gun arm didn’t have a
great range of motion as it was, but I must have damaged the servos that
control its motion, because it was only firing at chest-level. I bury the claw into hole I had blasted, and
pull back on the handle. The Dalek
continues to rotate, taking me with him, until I put enough pressure on his gun
arm to pop it out.
“It’s ok Kris. I’ve disarmed him,” I assure as I pick the
broken laser off the ground. “Quite
literally,” I add.
I stand up
and dust myself off. I stand right in
front of the Dalek and take my hat off his eye stick, and put it back on.
Waving his gun-arm in front of him, I lead him to the door, open it up, and
toss it into the street.
“Fetch,” I
tell him.
Peeping from
one of the windows, I see seven or eight of the Daleks harassing the other
local small businesses abandon their posts and rush to their injured
comrade. I pump another shell into the
chamber, before coming to my senses.
“No, need
more firepower.” I say to myself, as I
turn to peruse to the shelves of liquor, though most were broken by the random
shots of the blind, spinning Dalek, yet I grin as I shove a clean bar rag down
the mouth of the Bicardi 151 bottle. The
Daleks form a circle around the gun-arm in the street, as soon as it’s owner
raced to it. One of the Daleks spoke
“You are
un-armed and there-fore in-e-fect-ive in com-bat! You are in-fer-i-or to a
ful-ly funct-ion-al Da-lek! You are
in-fer-i-or, and be-cause of this you shall be... ex-term-in-at-ed!”
The Daleks
close in, tightening their circle and open fire upon their comrade, who flashed
between real and photonegative several times before exploding, and bursting
into flame. Now, when they were
distracted, I lit the rag with a book of matches from the bar. Pivoting out from behind the corner, I lob
the Molotov cocktail to the center of their ring, and throw myself to the
sidewalk behind the corner to shield myself from the blast.
When I get
back up to peek around the corner, I see the Daleks screeching, their casings
aflame. Unable to stop, drop, and roll,
these Daleks spin themselves in circles, only fanning the flames. Eventually it proves to be too much, even for
them and they explode in small bursts.
The sound
of explosions drew the attention of my portly mathematician friend, Bill
Purcell, out on an evening stroll. The sight of the emotionless, pepper-pot
like invaders stops him in his tracks.
He looks on, smiles, and sighs with relief. “Finally,” he says to
himself. Lifting up his plaid
Upon seeing
the approaching Daleks fall where they stood, I turned back to Kristine, and
shout across the bar to her:
“Come with me if you want to live!” and so she
did. Bill’s hand cannon soon went empty and while he was reloading a
particularly crafty Dalek aimed to take advantage of this by sneaking up behind
him. Fractions of a second before this
Dalek had a chance to exterminate Bill; he shifted his waist to the right, and
grabbed the Dalek’s gun-arm with his right hand. Bill wrapped his left arm
around the Dalek casing, and threw him to the ground with a shaky judo hip
toss. I see him do this and still
holding onto the gun arm Bill hits the Dalek’s shell with a stomping kick,
pulling the gun-arm from its socket.
“Center down!” I scream.
Bill looks up from his reloading
and waves at me, and I jog over to him.
“Oh, hey Coons.”
“You got to
make sure your center of mass is below your opponents before you can execute O-goshi.”
“Ah,” he
replies. I don’t think Bill has ever met
Kris, so I introduce the two.
“Kris this
is Bill, we used to do karate together in the basement of
Wait a minute, something isn’t
right! I Look at Bill with a puzzled
squint.
“Didn’t you graduate yet?”
“Changed my major.”
“Again? Jesus Bill!” I scold.
Bill just closes his eyes and sighs.
“Yeah... I know...”
Kris looked
a little puzzled by him.
“Aren’t six-shooters a little
outdated?” she asks.
“This isn’t a six-shooter, it only
holds five,” informs Bill, before pausing, sighing, then smiling with
pride. “The bullets are so big, there
just isn’t enough room for six.”
More Daleks
roll onto the streets and head towards our general direction. Bill remains oblivious to this as his eyes
glaze over with infatuation for his weapon.
“This is the Smith & Wesson 500
Magnum. This is the most powerful
production handgun in the world, in fact it’s more powerful that a lot of
custom models that were made to be more powerful than any production model
before this...”
“Hey Bill...” I say, failing to
draw his attention.
“Ex-ter-min-ate!
Ex-ter-min-ate!” shrieks
the Daleks, as they draw ever closer.
“It fires a 440 grain .50 caliber
bullet –- that’s a half-inch of lead –- at 1,625 feet per second and exerts
2,580 foot-pounds of energy...”
“Um... Bill...”
“Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!” shrieks the Dalek horde, as they close in on
us.
“Bill...”
Bill finally realizes that the
Daleks have completely surrounded and encircled us. He closed is eyes and sighs.
“Yeah. Um, this shouldn’t be happening.” He informs.
“Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!” shrieks the Dalek horde.
A group of cars suddenly drove up
and encircled the Daleks, and then with an “OOOMP-URRRT-OOOOHT-AHHHT-EEET!”
noise the cars and trucks transformed into giant robots, and fired upon the
Daleks with their laser rifles. Though I
minored in political science as an undergraduate, my emphasis was in political
theory and not US/Cybertron relations, so I didn’t know what to make of
them. I walk up to a blue pickup truck
android and ask him:
“Who’s in
charge around here!” He points to a
yellow humanoid-Volkswagen.
“Bumblebee is!” he screams.
“Thanks!” I tell him as I jog over to the walking,
talking VW Beetle. “Hey!” I shout.
“I’m kinda busy.” He replies, without so much as looking down
at me.
“I wanna thank you for saving me
back there. The Daleks are going to make
there way to the university because it’s a population center.” Bumblebee pays closer attention. “It’s not very far from here, we had a lot of
paranormal trouble in the past and a lot of the students there have seen some
combat experience, they may be helpful.”
“Do you think we could be able to
establish fortifications there?” says
Bumblebee as we watch the Daleks roll down the streets.
“I don’t think these guys were
designed with stairs in mind, it’ll be fortified enough.” We both grin.
I run back over to my friends, and
look at the carnage.
“We’ve got to get the hell out of
here,” I tell them.
Without looking up or saying a
word, Bill pulls his lock picks from his pockets, and unlocks the nearest car,
which he proceeds to hotwire.
“That’s our Bill!” shouts Kris, the Transformers, and myself as
we smile, snap our fingers, and point, complemented with the non-digetic
“da-deet-deet” noise to complete the campy sitcom feeling.
“Shotgun!” I call, while holding the shotgun, because it
seemed logical.
We all pile in to the car, with
Bill driving, myself riding shotgun, and Kristine in the back. Bill flies off with his conservative madman
driving style, which is fifty miles an hour at all times, whether it be the
interstate, a school zone, or weaving through a funeral procession.
“OK, here’s what’s happening,” mandates
Bill. “We’re going to my house. We’ll be
safe there. Because we have guns. Lots
of guns. Enough guns to keep us safe
until this whole thing blows over.”
“That’ll only endanger your family Bill,”
I tell him. “The Daleks will come after
us soon as they find out who we are and what we’ve done.”
“Oh yeah, Cthulhu...” reminisces
Bill. “That was a fun day. W asn’t fun
at the time though... so where are we going?”
he asks.
“Every week my mom visits this lady
from our church who we met when we first came to town. She lives down by
“What’s the address?” asks Bill.
“Um... um... well, she really
doesn’t have one... just park by the park an’ I can take us from there.” I say.
Bill stops the car in the middle of the road. There’s no need to park, because at this
point it just doesn’t matter anymore. We
hustle across the field, over to the woods.
As I fled my life, I couldn’t help but to look back, at the massive
wooden play structure at
“Do you think she’ll mind us? I don’t want to impose...” inquires a winded
Bill.
“Nah, she
won’t mind at all,” I reassure. “She’s
really sweet. I remember when I was
little, she’d make me wooden kites and give me candy and stuff.”
“How does a wooden kite fly?” asks a puzzled Kristine.
“They don’t, damn thing gave me a
concussion.” I tell her, to which she
cackles maniacally. “It’s the though
that counts though.”
We jog on
to the middle of a wooded patch, until I stop at a majestic oak tree.
“Well, here
we are.”
Spiral
stairs wrap around the majestic oak, climbing helically to the massive tree
house in its branches. This house has
gone unnoticed by for many years, partially due to the fact that no one would
think to look for a tree cottage. Mrs.
Harmon had lived there for over thirty-five years, and it looked as new as the
day it was built, thanks to Thompson’s Water Seal. The three of us ascended the stairs, and upon
rapping the knocker, we heard an unintelligible moan, welcoming us in.
Mrs. Harmon
was just as she always was before, laying on the couch in front of the TV,
drinking wine straight from the cask.
All of the local channels, along with CNN and its innumerable knockoffs
give reports of the invasion.
“...The
Daleks have suffered heavy casualties at
The
grandfather clock began to ring. I look
at its face; it read
“Cloister
bells! Cloister bells! To the TARDIS children, the TARDIS! There’s no time! For once, it’s the one thing I haven’t any
of!” she mumbled from her couch.
There was a large clump of
stars in the night sky, moving along in unison -– the Dalek Battle Group in
orbit of the Earth, and from this lofty position, I saw a bright orange
shooting star streak through the sky, landing off on the horizon. I don’t know why, but I felt strangely
compelled to turn around and snap open my trenchcoat to shade the eyes of Bill
and Kris.
There was a
flash greater than a thousand stadium lights, and once it had faded, the room
was aglow from the sickening orange of a massive fireball that shaped itself
into the trademark mushroom cloud.
“Inside the
clock, go now. There’s no time...”
Confused,
but with no options at this point, we open the clock’s door, revealing a
passage into an unknown abyss. The
pendulum and the weights were held to a shadow-box within the door itself. I’m almost certain that there was a light
switch in that massive room, but I couldn’t find it, so we dare not move far
from the door.
A rhythmic
mechanical pulsing noise permeated the clock’s interior. When the noises ceased, the door opened,
revealing spacious and dimly lit room. A
black equilateral triangle juts up from the floor seven feet, balancing on a
single point. Seated is at this triangle is an older man, using it is as a
desk. He was dressed in a red a white
gown, with a color-complementing hat that looked as though it were a cross
between a mortar board and that thing the Flying Nun wore.
“Oh, Hello,” he says apathetically,
without looking up from his keyboard.
“Who are you?” I demand.
“My name is the Strategist. I speak on behalf of the Celestial
Intervention Agency under the command of the Time Lord High Council.”
Kristine
was confused by all that had happened today.
She was severely emotionally distraught by the death of all her friends,
the leveling of her home and the destruction of the big art project due at the
end of the week that she’d been working on, though she cared about this exponentially
less than she did the other two.
“What have
you done!” she screams.
“I have
done nothing, yet. There has been a
corruption of the timeline.”
The three
of us look on in intrigue as we listen to this mysterious figure.
“There is much that we have seen that you have
not,” informs the Strategist with an arrogant voice.
“Oh? Like what?” snaps Kristine. She seemed pissed; glad I wasn’t the
Strategist.
“A few years earlier the Daleks
fought another prolonged and needless engagement. Though they proved to be the victors, they
suffered billions of casualties, severely depopulating their race. The Dalek Battle Fleet which attacked Earth
comprised a large percentage of their population for the time. When they were
destroyed, the Daleks made a much welcome addition to the Galactic Endangered
Species List. It took centuries for them
to recuperate.”
The
Strategist momentarily stops for a sip of ice water before resuming.
“But the
timeline has diverged, for reasons I do not understand. Searching for another world to invade, the
Daleks found one with the infrastructure to rebuild their armies.”
“Cybertron,”
I say under my breath.
“Precisely. From orbit, the Daleks hacked the planet’s
central computer, turning the Transformer’s defenses against them. The Transformer race was forced to flee
Cybertron. The Autobots and the
Decepticons ended their millennia of war to unite and stop the Daleks,” he
sighs, then continues. “They fight a
loosing battle.”
“But maybe they’ll pull through,”
hopes Kristine. The Strategist chuckles.
“I am a Time Lord, and I have
traveled to the future to see the consequences of their actions. With the manufacturing capabilities of
Cybertron, the Daleks will overrun anyone in their path. All efforts to stop them fail, and if the
present timeline is allowed to continue, then the Daleks will be only form of
life left in the universe.”
“And there
is nothing that can be done to stop them?”
asks Kris.
“I have spent twenty-one of your years sitting
here, searching for a way to restore the proper timeline. The Transformer leader could use the Autobot
Matrix of Leadership to ‘light their darkest hour,’ and destroy all Daleks in
all points of the galaxy. But the Daleks
ensured that he was the first to fall, so they could seize the Matrix. Though
it could solve our dilemma, we cannot retrieve this artifact. It never left Cybertron and lies at the heart
of the planet.”
“Why don’t you use your time
machines to stop the Daleks from stopping the time line from changing?” inquires Bill.
“We have no
way of knowing when the timeline originally diverged, no way of telling when
the Daleks first leaned of their mistakes,” states the Strategist before
pausing for a sip of ice water.
“Besides, that would only be a temporary solution. There is nothing that
would stop someone else from informing the Daleks about Cybertron. I have tried to find a way that keeps the
Daleks from ever learning of the planet’s existence.”
“And how do
we do that?” asks Bill.
“I’ve spent twenty years asking
myself that question. No matter what I
do, the Dalek Battle Computers think of a way to counter it. I’ve gone through every permutation, but I
think I’ve discovered a weakness.
Looking past their irrational hatred, the Daleks are beings of pure
logic. All we need to do is find throw a
wrench into the works... but how do we go about doing that?”
The three
of us look on at the Strategist, waiting for him to give us the answer to his
own rhetorical question.
“Magic,” says the Strategist with a
grin.
“What?” Kris snaps.
“That has to be the stupidest thing
I heard today... and this has been a weird fuckin’ day,” adds Bill.
“The Great Old Ones chose not to
intervene. Our knowledge of magical
artifacts is limited at best, but we may have found a solution,” states the
Strategist, clacking away at his keyboard.
“Another Time Lord, the Philosopher, came
across a peculiar artifact called the Seven-Star Coin during an adventure. Sadly, we have no record of this person, but
though I have been given access to some archived memories...”
A
three-dimensional holographic image
shines down from the Strategist’s exalted podium, to create a
bright red disc about two inches in diameter and an eighth
inch thick, with seven stars carved
into the middle. After a narrow lip running
around the perimeter, the sides were recessed into a something close to a
regular heptagon, for the laws of mathematics forbid this shape from having a
perfect geometry. All in all, it was a
poorly named artifact. I was more of a
medallion or a tacky drink coaster than a coin.
I don’t know about Bill or Kris, but I was sold on the idea.
“Alright, where do we find this...
Seven-Star Coin?” I ask.
“That is the difficult part,” says the
Strategist, chuckling to himself. “If we
knew that we would have solved this dilemma long ago!”
“You don’t know where it is, you don’t have a
plan,” scolds Bill. “Even if you did
change the timeline to the way it was, how do I know that I would be a part of
it? What if obtaining the Seven-Star
Coin somehow prevents my existence...”
“You’re right Bill. We can probably think up a better plan.” I state.
“Very well then. I’m sure we can find another band of people
to hunt for the Seven-Star Coin. You are
free to go.” informs the Strategist as he presses buttons on his desk-console.
We walk
back to the clock. I stop for a second
and turn around, but the Strategist answers my question before I can even ask.
“I have all ready programmed your
TARDIS to return you to approximate space-time coordinates. Good day.”
We walk inside the grandfather
clock, and it fades from existence again.
After transcending time and space, we appear in front of what was the
lake, now a basin of charred roots, the water having been evaporated in a great
firestorm. I look behind me to see a
great mass of burned-though logs amidst a great pile of cinder and ash.
“
Skeletons
lay where they fell. A few Dalek casings
lie with them, but for every one that has fallen, ten-thousand will soon
replace it, for these beasts were literally pouring off the assembly line of a
factory the size of Mars. Shadows of
Daleks rolling by in the horizon can be seen in the amber glow of the blood
moon. The Terminator theme plays
non-digeticaly in the background, emanating from sources unknown.
“What are
we gonna do?” asks Kris.
I just
stood there for a moment, with a lump in my throat. Everything I knew was
destroyed. Everyone I knew save Bill and
Kris was dead.
“There...
is nothing that we can do here.” I try
my best to keep my vestigial emotions from getting the best of me. “This town is no more, and the rest of the
Earth will soon follow suit. Something’s happened, something that has never
happened before -- the future has been re-written. Now it includes us... and our search for the
Seven-Star Coin.”
There is a screeching chord, and
the closing credits roll.